Geoffrey Mosiria: The city's late night choirmaster is about to exit the stage. Or is he?
Former Nairobi County Environment Chief Officer Geoffrey Mosiria. PHOTO | COURTESY
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For the past two years or so, Geoffrey Mosiria has been on a
one-man crusade against noise pollution, illegal dumping, reckless hawking and
zoning violations. But unlike the bureaucrats of the past, Mosiria doesn't just
file paperwork, he films the raids, inserts himself into the narrative, boasts
of his exploits, posts the confrontations online, and lets the court of public
opinion do the rest.
Camera savvy, and with a
sickening knack to dramatise his late-night escapades, Mosiria became a
ubiquitous figure in the backstreets of the city as he emerged from all corners,
armed with a camera, a filming crew and an eagerness to kick up a verbal storm
and turn the moment into a viral spectacle.
A TikTok-phobe, who
shamelessly relishes the eyeballs and the torrential comments he amasses after
a successful raid, Mosiria became a much-loathed character whose presence would
evoke feelings of detestation and sometimes even repugnance.
"Kwa majina ni
Geoffrey Mosiria..." he would annoyingly declare, before unfurling his
tools of trade and causing a mini scrimmage, jostling his way around, elbowing
his way through the crowd and staging a makeshift TED talk on environmental
management and discipline.
After all, he was
Nairobi's Chief Officer in charge of the Environment - a post he took up with
considerable aplomb and much fanfare.
In the world of municipal
enforcement, Mosiria's approach was unprecedented. He was more than just a
county official; he was a showman, a street czar, a crusader and a late-night
goblin out to kill the fun and drown the revelry.
With sheer aggressiveness
and a penchant to square off with the crowds, Mosiria was the city's headmaster
- the high priest of environmental righteousness and the chaplain of
residential tranquility.
To his 1.5 million TikTok
followers, Mosiria was a hero - a lone wolf restoring order to a chaotic
metropolis. But to business owners and party-goers, he was a raving tyrant
killing the city's nightlife economy for internet clout and self-aggrandizement.
Clean-shaven, tactical and
dressed in that branded green Nairobi City County Government half jacket, Mosiria
turned enforcement into a spectator sport, striking without warning and
bulldozing his way through city premises in a modus operandi that slowly became
a nuisance and a seething irritant.
Shuffling through the dim
alleys, marching down parking lots and meticulously parading up a nightclub's
pathway, flanked by gun-toting cops, Mosiria would whip out his decibel metre,
quickly measure the establishment's noise levels and then broadcast it to a
bored online audience, dutifully watching his TikTok 'Lives'.
To him, this was the
perfect embodiment of his resourcefulness, and a fitting ode to himself; to his
own assumed street efficiency.
Despite the backlash from
a people worn down by his theatrics and roadside recitals, Mosiria soldiered
on, using his office as the perfect opportunity to hone his content creation
skills, buttress his notoriety and grow his online presence exponentially.
A cursory glance through
his TikTok timeline reveals a chaotic mishmash of disjointed noises, clashes
with tenants, a dance challenge, late night ambushes, preachy environmental
sermons and inglorious platitudes.
Back in July, in Nairobi's
densely-populated Pipeline Estate, Mosiria's team recorded him as he berated
tenants silently watching him from their scruffy balconies as he lengthily
reprimanded them for turning their pathways into rotting filth, warning that he
would soon start making arrests and initiating arraignments.
Both of those videos,
which are now pinned on his TikTok page, have cumulatively amassed a staggering
7.3 million views - and over 393,000 'Likes'.
His detractors have long
dismissed his antics as mere monkey tricks from a man with an insatiable
appetite for attention - despite the threats, the ambushes, the nightclub
'closures' and the fleeting exposés, nothing really noteworthy - or legally
significant - has ever come out of a Mosiria raid.
Unperturbed, he continued
making the moment about himself - his savviness, his practical solutions, his
shrewdness and his assumed mass appeal.
A maverick at City Council
enforcement, Mosiria fashioned himself into more than just his job description;
he morphed into a pragmatic disciplinarian with an empirical approach and a
rather nauseating Messiah complex
Now, the madness has come
to a screeching halt as his boss, Nairobi Governor Johnson Sakaja, has moved him from that all-important docket to the less glorious Citizen Engagement and
Customer Service.
It is still not yet clear
what his boundaries on his new assignment will be but for a man so obsessed
with direct connections with the city's populace, we may soon see him back in
the streets, and this time, with a new shtick, a new gimmick and a new playbook.


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